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My wife told me to just let it go. "This guy isn't worth the trouble" she said

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The anaesthetic has stopped me moving, but something's wrong and I've felt every excruciating incision of my operation.

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The girl next door keeps shutting her blinds when she catches me looking at her through my window..

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“Your eternal punishment is to live the first eight years of your life, over and over again,” said the Deity

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I swaggered home from the hospital with some of that blue medicine the Americans use to boost their sexual prowess.

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My arm is killing me

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I blink, and instead of holding hands with my husband after a pleasant round of lovemaking, I find myself lying on a bed in a padded room.

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I was watching a documentary about the siren head on youtube

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I love my husband but I hate that he snores like a freight train every night, like right now.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My wife told me to just let it go. "This guy isn't worth the trouble" she said	23
The anaesthetic has stopped me moving, but something's wrong and I've felt every excruciating incision of my operation.	23
The girl next door keeps shutting her blinds when she catches me looking at her through my window..	23
“Your eternal punishment is to live the first eight years of your life, over and over again,” said the Deity	23
I swaggered home from the hospital with some of that blue medicine the Americans use to boost their sexual prowess.	23
My arm is killing me	23
I blink, and instead of holding hands with my husband after a pleasant round of lovemaking, I find myself lying on a bed in a padded room.	23
[deleted by user]	23
I was watching a documentary about the siren head on youtube	23
I love my husband but I hate that he snores like a freight train every night, like right now.	23